Fatty (featuring the Dishonorable Judge Combat) - Make It So

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there are the voyages of the starship nerdcore. captain fattymac and the dishonorable judge combat continue their ongoing mission: to seek out planets of hot women who appreciate meter, melody, and beer, to rid the universe of haters, to boldly flow where no nerds have flowed before.

lyrics

fattymac's been battlestar galactin
passive, out of action, off track, yeah slackin'
but i'm back attackin every frakkin last kid
who ever frakkin acted like an asshole if i had been
a battle rapper or an actor in the past then
people lacking any natural talent, skill, or passion,
still be talking smack saying fattymac's a has-been
i have the bridge XO my asshole, i'm ya captain
talking all your trash, walls compacting in the trash bin
must be off your rocket, out of oxygen and gasping
passing through my galaxy, gassing up your cockpit
throwing up ya prospers like doctor frakkin spock did
you talk the talk but when you walk you just ewokin
i'm spooky like communion, i'm christo frakkin walken
thinkin you can walk up in my holideck and interrupt my vision?
is you listening? you think i frakking give a fuck?

far away not long ago
where nobody had gone
you were longing to go
far away not long ago
you were wishing on the stars
now you're mission control
i got away, i got a ways to go
if you want a new hope i gotta make it so
say we all it'll happen again
like it happened before, may the force be with
you

dammit, jim, i jammed a widget in my dashboard
10 - 4, you're kidding! i'm lying. LOST? Flash forward.
Dap's on a launch pad, shape the world, auto-cad
fattymac's a rapper not a doctor, you're a womp rat
each sixteen is a T-16, I'm on tattoine, PvE? Yeah, combat.
you see impossible, better check your opticals
i see a meme, what i did there was illogical
yo dawg, i heard you like slant rhymes
yoda told me do or do not, so i can't try
i can't lie, to hell with any haters i can handle them
but can't tell if i'm elliott or if i'm more an alien
pygmalion i'm mythical with androids getting physical
if i'm a star my fans are far off planets in elliptical
orbit, i'm auror borealis too, i'm mystical
mad you're crews ignoring you for me? dark matter: typical.

far away not long ago
where nobody had gone
you were longing to go
far away not long ago
you were wishing on the stars
now you're mission control
i got away, i got a ways to go
if you want a new hope i gotta make it so
say we all it'll happen again
like it happened before, may the force be with
you

it's the j-u-d-g-e part emcee part astronaut...
blasting through the mass of gasses faster than the human thought
a massively crass bastard, my setting dos dastardly
girls screaming "faster please!" let me unsheath my blaster, jeez
it's the final frontier, show you the way it's won
cause i'll be shooting laser guns until the days are done
a singularity a ray of sun, i'm pure light
lose your sight, this ain't a battle, this a gorn fight
oh judge, you're so goram ridiculous
activate my cloaking shield so I'm not quite so conspicuous,
step inside the airlock, brush my robes off
trying to get these green skinned bitches to take their clothes off
they call me Han cause i only roll Solo
i'm like the one that got away like Tomassie, Rolo
My chaps is leather and my tie is bolo
What's the baddest space cowboy? Just plead nolo
Oh no. I'm too drunk. Please make the beat stop
Fuck it, more space beer, keep 'em coming Gleep Glop
Engage the engines and set phasers to "murder"
I must be a princess cause y'all are nerd herders.

far away not long ago
where nobody had gone
you were longing to go
far away not long ago
you were wishing on the stars
now you're mission control
i got away, i got a ways to go
i got away, i got a ways to go
if you wanna new hope, i gotta make it so

credits

from Old Bad Habits, released September 8, 2012
written & performed by fatty and the dishonorable judge combat
produced by the dishonorable judge combat
mixed & mastered by th3ht

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