Accio (Nerdy Girls)

from by Fatty

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

about

fatty is often acknowledged as the eminem of nerdcore. this song is exactly that.

lyrics

oh my god! danny look at her book! it is so BIG! she looks like one of those muggle quidditch players' girlfriends. i'm gonna go work my magic.

i'm partying wingardium and i can't get much higher
started out in narnia departed for the shire
imperio rebecca black come here and bring me cereal
pack a bowl now give me that and go, be gone, be quiet
you serious? like azkaban! bitch, don't make me ask again
lumos and leviosa, hufflepuff and pass it then
speak friend and enter every venue like you factored in
a battle and you're glad to see now enemies and settle in
or better yet, let them witches know they uniforms is crucio
you're crushing on em hornier than unicorns
cue the chorus, my dysphoria is scary, huh
what's mine is yours, the moria the merrier

nerdy girls, everywhere i go, accio, accio, oh (x2)

your man ain't killing tracks, he's avada kedaverage
give the man a mana break, yeah you'll be glad you did
he's in the back, yappin, hanging with hagrid
in fact he said he'd rather take a nap, what a drag kid
speaking of drag kids and rapping arachnids
i keep on meaning to ask, are you distracted?
no reason really, oh you know how it goes
i was only hoping you would open at the clothes
there's probably a prophecy for me inside the ministry
regarding you on top of me and topless in a minute, see
we might as well get on with it, we on a path to destiny
i got a magic staff, you shall not pass on sex with me
ya next to me, we in the dark, and from the deep there's drumming
your heart? well i'm stark naked, call me winter cuz i'm coming
yes my precious yes, you're my everything, my one ring
you're my quidditch pitch, am i beating off or bludgering?

nerdy girls, everywhere i go, accio, accio, oh (x2)
you know i'm a wizard, you're the wand that wants me
come on baby feint, like you're doing it wronski
i can read you like a page in a book
you're a rare player character but i mage you, i mage you look

i don't want to quarrel, quirrell, did i st st stutter dear?
you're looking adorable or it could be the butter beer
double trouble boil and bubble something wicked's coming near
show no fear! false alarm. it's only albus dumblequeer.
expelliarmus, aw, ya find my charm disarming, darling?
well, if i'm being honest, you're the chosen one to get it on with
fine, let's get off, oh, you're right i'm being forward
trying to get you in my house before your ass was even sorted
i apologize! the polyjuice produced a scrotum
so i summoned up a bitch real quick
the fuck did you expect patronum?
i'm JK can't you see the way my eyes are rowling
haters gonna hate me cuz i'm in they dungeon tr tr trolling
they're embarrassed cuz they're staring into erised
where harry saw his parents in the mirror but in there instead
i'm in their head, they're seeing me, fuckin weak emcees
won't do well, you dwell in dreams, forget it
give the mic to me

give the mic to me
i'm a do ya damage
trying to cypher? please.
i'm like mischief managed.
all ya snitches vanished.
i release the seekers.
clap if you believe
tink ya glow is growing weaker!
fuck it though you better know i'll only blow a speaker
and i eatin either and you ain't even mind
get the fuck out neverland
you'll never land a clever line
all my hooks are hotter and
i still got every hand of mine

nerdy girls, everywhere i go, accio, accio, oh (x2)
you know i'm a wizard, you're the wand that wants me
come on baby feint, like you're doing it wronski
i can read you like a page in a book
you're a rare player character but i mage you, i mage you look

put ya hands up, nah stop it
ya look awkward put em in ya pocket
pew pew warlock and pop it
bring a ring to mordor and drop it
you know i'm a wizard, you're the wand that wants me
come on baby feint, like you're doing it wronski
i can read you like a page in a book
you're a rare player character but i mage you, i mage you look
put ya hands up, nah stop it
ya look awkward put em in ya pocket
pew pew warlock and pop it
bring a ring to mordor and drop it
everywhere i go accio, accio
i mage you, i mage you look

tee hee hee samwise emcee
can't carry a tune but you can carry me
i like being me, can't carry a tune but i can bury a beat
tee hee hee samwise emcee
can't carry a tune but you can carry me

man, i don't know
it's like
sometimes i just wake up in the morning and i'm like
how the fuck am i a grown up?

credits

from Old Bad Habits, released September 8, 2012

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

fatty Boston, Massachusetts

fatty will break your nerdy little heart. don't fall in love.

contact / help

Contact fatty

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code